“Plagiary”-please define just what this word is Dr. Suess and don’t make it up-we have real dictionaries here. Plagiary-nice.

I’d like to tenure that big, expansive open space that resides between your oversized, floppy ears. You should really be a Dummycrat. Are you?

Have you bought your ticket to Irak yet. Tenured-bollocks. I am sitting here with an Kurdistan Residency Permit you blowhard.

Another word about Mr. Harmonand I’ll have you on a stool at Abu Gharib. Bring extra batteries! Hug and kisses.

Yours,

IM Flogginbottoms IV

PS:(for numbskulls like you pronounced the Forth)

It’s the tenured college professor flogging himself with his lacy satin flogging device wishing he had a partner to flog him.

“Willis_Leon_Johnson (what are those ridiculous underscores doing there in the middle of your names anyway Leon?)”

Pay attention, do your own research, and discover the reason all by yourself.

It’s not that difficult a task for intelligent people.

I can see where you would have a problem with all that flogging you’ve done to your brain.

Enjoy your weekend,

Break it up and you’ll put that rope down. To quote a phrase well-known to managers limiting the mob mentality (and here we are) “…you big son-of-a bucks line up; you little son-of-a-bucks bunch up.”

Let’s give Mr. Harmon a bit of breathing room here shall we. If you want to put him up on the horse with a braided necktie before you spank its flank let’s give a little credit where credit is due and acknowledge the guilty culprit George (Earth First) Orbanek. The Sentinel’s former Publisher/Editor, Mr. Orbanek placed Mr. Harmon where is is and should be dutufully noted herein. Hook and bullet crowd my tail feather why dontcha! So there.

While Mr.Harmon has, at times, exhibited a bit of hyperbole and unleased rhetorical license I’ll defend him here and now to all within earshot. Anyone who generates umbrage with the likes of an intellectual know-nothng like Willis_Leon_Johnson (what are those ridiculous underscores doing there in the middle of your names anyway Leon?) gets me riding in on the white horse doing my best version of Sheriff Rooting-Tooting.

So lets put all in plain English for you wanna-be Sage Brush cowboy gangbangers-bunch yourselves up and get ready IV the floggin-of-your-bottoms lives. Leon cowboy-up your fat head and lard arse over here now-you’re first! Good day.

Respectfully,

IM Flogginbottoms IV

…and he’d never show up to an anti-war rally, well, unless Rick Wagner was there to hold his hand.

Take a look at Harmon’s picture. They say a picture is worth a 1000 words?
I could only think of one ~ (snicker!)

Seems kinda crude and rude, eh Gary?

…but we know you appreciate the ‘crude and rude’.

well, smarter than those who think that Bush is a moron.

He did have a much higher grade point average than either algore or teresa heinz’s husband….